hfml:

THIS IS ALMOST TOO PAINFULLY REAL TO REBLOG.

queennubian:

nubian-beginnings:

fuckyeahweddingideas:

A waffle wedding cake!

This is glorious!

Naaw son, where’s he whipped cream though?

heirofmedusa:

LMFAO this is adorable.

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impossible-clara-oswin-oswald:

the-darkmortaldevices:

gallifrey-feels:

mellieforyellie:

scarvenrot:

mooneymannyinthesky:

yukitalia:

8oo:

youregoingtolovemynuts:

dysphorism:

I am still thinking about this

Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.

So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.

I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??

okay now i’ll reblog it

sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood

apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful

You’re really passionate about apples

Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.

liquefied apple fetus.

So…I wasn’t gonna reblog this, but then I read the comments.

some people are the worst

thegoddamazon:

kitteh-neon:

I hope Idris Elba gets to play every beloved White character and person ever you pieces of shit. I hope he fucking plays Meryl Streep in an oscar nominated biopic. I HOPE HE GETS CAST AS DUMBLEDORE IN THE REMAKE OF HARRY POTTER THAT I’M SURE WILL COME TO PASS. I HOPE HE PLAYS WINSTON CHURCHILL IN TWO DIFFERENT MOVIES. I HOPE  HE’S MARY POPPINS. 

FOREVER REBLOG

confectionerybliss:

Edible Beyonce Oreo pop-trait made from 3780 pops!

The scrumptious five foot by eight foot portrait was made entirely of Oreo pops  - crushed Oreo biscuits mixed with Philadelphia cream cheese – each pop was handmade in different consistencies to create 2244 dark pops and 1536 lighter pops; an impressive 3780 pops in total! The full creation required eight hours of careful construction on the day and more than six weeks planning. 

Food artist Michelle said: “When I was asked to create a pop icon portrait using just Oreo pops, new mum and superstar Beyoncé seemed the natural choice. 

 

It took a long time to map the exact position for each pop and create a recognisable likeness, but the hardest part of the process was trying not to eat it!