May 2013
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“Tumblr’s employees will also do well. The company’s first 10 employees will...”
– Drinks on y’all, Petron on ice, and we can pop bottles all night cause Yahoo/Tumblr do whatever they liiiiiike (via christinefriar)
oh.
(via ryanhatesthis)
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newpope:
me as fruit
you as fruit
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“Friedrich Nietzsche established the “declaring things dead” form, when—after...”
– From “Declaring Things Dead is Dead” Via Slate.
Existentialists were pioneers of trolling.
(via modernandmaterialthings)
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Erykah Badu Interviews Kendrick Lamar
BADU: How do you choose chicks from backstage?
LAMAR: How do I choose chicks from backstage?
BADU: Yeah, what is the protocol?
LAMAR: I try not to. [laughs] I’m too scared. Anybody who knows me knows that I’m probably the most scared person when it comes to that because I’m so caught up in the act of sex, of something going crazy, going out of my control. I’m too paranoid.
BADU: [laughs] So you just pass?
LAMAR: I’ve got to because I’ve seen a situation where it got totally out of hand, where something seemed so innocent, and now this person has got allegations on them. It spooked me. This was before my career really started, though—before any “Kendrick Lamar.” And that right there? It changed my whole perception about certain things. I’ll always keep that in the back of my head.
BADU: So who is your asshole-checker?
LAMAR: Who is my what?
BADU: Your asshole-checker—the person in your crew or your family who let’s you know if you’re being a asshole.
LAMAR: I have two, actually. [both laugh] But the main one is a friend of mine—a lady friend who has known me since high school. She has always been someone, since day one, who has said something whenever I’m an asshole, or also if I’m doin’ something positive—but more so when I’m out of my element.
BADU: What’s your favorite cereal?
LAMAR: Fruity Pebbles. When people ask for my rider, they think I’m crazy: Fruity Pebbles, baked chicken, bottle of Hennessy, and some Polo socks.
BADU: What do you, as a man, envy about what it means to be a woman?
LAMAR: There’s just a certain knowledge instilled in a woman. There are these things that women have that men just can’t grasp: the understanding of love; the understanding of being; having a certain type of care in your heart and knowing when to be compassionate; knowing how to be a confidante…
BADU: That’s a good perspective. Something I envy that men have is that ability to grow a goatee. I think that’d be really hot on me.
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The "Scandal" Finale Drinking Game →
Shonda Rhimes will have you dead three times over anyway, so why not just drink to your death? JK, please drink responsibly
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smile-youre-amazing:
nailing-shards-of-hope-together:
CALORIES AREN’T FUCKING TINY LITTLE CREATURES THAT SEW YOUR CLOTHES TIGHTER THEY ARE UNITS OF ENERGY THAT YOU NEED TO ACTUALLY PUT CLOTHES ON. OK THANKS BYE.
a-freaking-men thank you for this
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lovelynessdreams:
the-fandoms-are-cool:
kit-pocket:
coelacanthteeth:
imagine an entire room and it’s all bed
no floor, just bed
you roll too far to one side? don’t worry, bed’s still there
all is bed
AWW THE ROOM COMES WITH A COMFY LOOKING HUG JACKET
this is exactly the reason why people think everybody here is on drugs
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whateverhumans:
rootbeef:
gangstamickey:
being hot but also feeling like you need something over your legs
being hot but also being unable to sleep without a blanket
being hot
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cockringtoss:
in other news an artist in wisconsin made a portrait of the former pope benedict
it is made of condoms
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kadabbs:
Recent studies confirm that reading books and drinking tea doesn’t make you better than anyone else
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prospitrealm:
CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE 502 PEOPLE THAT ARE OVERLY EXCITED ABOUT THE MOON?
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