Posts tagged Fox.
Illustrate your article with a stock image of a couple of annoyed young white people.
Suzanne Venker, niece of Phyllis Schlafly and one of my personal favorite anti-feminists, shows us how it’s done…
1) Give your article a “provocative” headline. “The war on men” should do the trick.
2) Pretend all gay, lesbian, and trans people do not exist.
3) Cherry-pick a single statistic that supports your argument. For example, point to a poll released recently last spring that found that the share of young women who say having a successful marriage is one of the most important things in their lives rose from 28 to 37 percent since 1997, while among young men it dropped from 35 to 29 percent. Ignore all other recent studies that show that men are just as eager as women to fall in love, settle down, and have a family–if not more so. Instead, based on your interviews with “hundreds, if not thousands” of people, conclude that men are “retreating from marriage en masse.”
4) Talk about “good men” and “marriageable men” as if these are concepts that mean anything. Ignore the fact that the institution of marriage has evolved (gasp!) from being a social and economic necessity to a voluntary relationship based on love that seems increasinglyobsolete to many people of both genders.
5) Pretend feminism is just about blaming men for everything. Accuse feminists of “browbeating the American male,” of blaming men “when love goes awry,” of raising women to “think of men as the enemy,” and pushing both men and women off their respective “pedestals.” Do not acknowledge that sexism exists. Note that women make up a majority of the workforce, but do not mention the pay gap. Say that “women are angry.” Hope nobody wonders if they might have some good reasons to be.
6) Make sweeping essentialist generalizations about men’s and women’s “natures.”Write lines like, “Women aren’t women anymore.” Vaguely allude to some evolutionary psychology bullshit to justify doing so. “Men want to love women, not compete with them. They want to provide for and protect their families – it’s in their DNA.” Act like this is real science.
7) Pretend that it’s even possible for most women to “let” men provide for them.To do so, ignore a lot of historical and economic facts. Do not acknowledge that–even before feminism was invented in the 1970s–many women have always worked out of financial necessity. Make references to “picking up the slack at the office” and “a balanced life” to gloss over the fact that you are calling for families to rely on a single salary when the minimum wage in this countryisn’t even enough to make rent. Keep pretending this isn’t a joke.
8) Throw in some hand-wringing about hookup culture and cohabitation for good measure. You have plenty of examples to guide you on this part. Most importantly, remember to assume that women do not like sex at all and that marriage magically turns men from “slackers” into responsible adults. Write lines like, “Feminism serves men very well: they can have sex at hello and even live with their girlfriends with no responsibilities whatsoever.”
9) Tell women to “surrender” to traditional gender roles for their own good.Remind them that they can’t have it all and urge them to stop trying. “All they have to do is surrender to their nature – their femininity – and let men surrender to theirs.” Ignore the fact that the very same poll you cited at the beginning of your piece found that—in another significant shift since 1997–66 percent of young women now rate career high on their list of life priorities, compared to 59 percent of young men. Maintain that women can get what they really want only by giving up on what they think they want.
10) Find some way to justify to yourself the hypocrisy of being a woman who makes a living telling other women not to work.
The biggest problem with the denizens of bullshit mountain is they act like their shit don’t stink. If they have success, they built it. If they failed, the government ruined it for them. If they get a break, they deserved it. If you get a break, it’s a handout and an entitlement. It’s a baffling, willfully blind cognitive dissonance best summed up by their head coach in what is probably my favorite soundbite of all time:
(Plays quote from Coach star Craig T. Nelson telling ex-Fox News host Glenn Beck, ‘I’ve been on food stamps and welfare. Anybody help me out? No.’)
We’ll be right back.
— JON STEWART, fucking Fox News’s shit up, on The Daily Show (via inothernews)
“Coulter: Black Americans Should Arm Themselves”
There is now a Venn diagram to be made for Ann Coulter and Malcolm X.
FOX Responsible for Creating ‘Alternative Knowledge System’ - Conservative David Frum (former Bush speechwriter) Slams Right Wing Media
I can’t believe I’m going to say this, but for the first time, I have respect for something a Fox News correspondent said. Megyn Kelly just returned from maternity leave to find that radio host Mike Gallagher had been talking smack about the fact that she had three months off from work — saying that it was “a racket” and “unbelievable.” Big mistake. Kelly went to town on him in a pretty bad-ass way, pointing out that the U.S. is the only industrialized nation that doesn’t require employers for paid maternity leave. Via Think Progress It’s not only common sense that family-friendly policies are good for a country, but there are facts to back it up. Sweden’s required paid paternity leave has resulted in lower rates of divorce, more joint custody when folks do divorce, and the country is ranked as one of the top countries to be a mom. Think Progress also points out that paid maternity leave allows for a decrease in complications and recovery time for mothers. And what do we have? Pregnancy discrimination, breastfeeding discrimination,shackling during labor, and lost wages due to the “motherhood penalty” (especially for low-income moms). God bless America. (via Feministing)
While covering a story about an 18 year old girl who was raped and killed, Bill O’Reilly felt it was relevant to add that she was “wearing a mini skirt and a halter top” and that every “predator in the world is gonna pick that up;” oh, he also called her “moronic.”
So using his logic, are all these women on Fox News with their rising mini skirts “moronic” and asking to be raped as well?
Fox’s philosophy: Let’s use women in short skirts to hike our ratings, and then blame 18 year old girls wearing the same skirts for being raped and killed.
Welp…..
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Daniel O’Sullivan in response to FoxNation article titled “Obama’s Hip-Hop BBQ Didn’t Create Jobs” (via angry-red)
I’ve never seen any proof that he can swim. Obama: release the swim test certificate! (via nom-chompsky)
— Noam Chomsky (via noam-chomsky)
The link provides a video montage of Anthony Weiner’s general badassery. Why can’t all congresspersons be like this?? Why does no one call people out anymore??


