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The final, brilliant word on passive voice.
“She was killed [by zombies.]” <—- passive
“Zombies killed [by zombies] her.” <—- active
Welp.
Oh my god, best passive voice identification tool ever.
This is on par with the moment that I learned “the alligator always eats the bigger number” when determining whether to use greater than or less than sign.
Life changing shit, seriously.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc65qm5Unt1qa54b8o1_500.png)
The final, brilliant word on passive voice.
“She was killed [by zombies.]” <—- passive
“Zombies killed [by zombies] her.” <—- active
Welp.
Oh my god, best passive voice identification tool ever.
This is on par with the moment that I learned “the alligator always eats the bigger number” when determining whether to use greater than or less than sign.
Life changing shit, seriously.
Suspicious Quotation Marks
“Dear everyone: To ‘lose’ your socks is to misplace them. To ‘loose’ your socks is to unleash their awesome powers on an unsuspecting world”
“ So, if you are a poor black kid, you should make being able to read a priority. However, if you are a mediocre white jackass, you can skate through life without learning proper grammar. In fact, you can publish your mediocre drivel, chock full of grammatical errors, in a national magazine, while having the AUDACITY to explain that poor black kids need to learn how to read. You even have a fucking editor! Poor black kids don’t have editors. What’s your excuse Gene? Hey jackass, it’s “were”, not “was”. If I WERE a poor black kid, (
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Daily Kos: WTF Gene! (via abagond)
ha ha ha
ha ha ha
the subjunctive gets them every time…
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