Posts tagged random.

I lovee Malcolm in the Middle

I have never, ever felt compelled to use the phrase ‘navel-gazing’

until I was made aware of Lena Dunham’s existence.

“boy your lips taste like a night of champagne”

I loveeee this line.
The bubbles, the night of magic, the synesthetic taste/touch thing that’s happening, the textures that are mixing, the intimacy, the night’s fulness and darkness and richness and foreverness

unfff
Beyonce’s words make me swoon.

“Is your child using low quality drugs?”

squiddlebitch:

why do so many people think theyre special for loving food and sleeping

those arent even optional things or interests you literally are required to do both of those to stay alive

well there’s this…

newsweek:

motherjones:

theweekmagazine:

Pic Nic Pants: The jeans that double as a picnic table

“The flap functions as a table on which to rest a sandwich or chicken leg, and also boasts an adjustable drink holder that attaches to the outside of one leg.”

Finally.

Humanity, why so long for this?

This is just so beautiful… somebody kindly get me this please

I don’t know if anything else could more accurately describe me right now….

“Remember that time I cared? Cause I don’t.”