You see something absurd. You hear something absurd. You read something absurd = Yeah,TNTG. Posts tagged school.
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best post on tumblr
This is legendary
damn. lol
i died laughing
“All the other little niglets” omg. I am crying
this is the best fucking video i’ve ever seen in my fucking life
Goodnight
student: can i borrow a pencil
teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious
“ If you are a student you should always get a good night’s sleep unless you have come to the good part of your book and then you should stay up all night and let your schoolwork fall by the wayside, a phrase which means “flunk.
— Lemony Snicket, The Austere Academy (A Series of Unfortunate Events)
read the second paragraph and then check out his grade. lmaooooo.
pleatedjeans:
“where are you going to college”
“what do you want to go to college for”
“have you decided what you want to do with the rest of your life based on 12 years of studying material that has little real world practical applicability”
My alma mater, actually
