Posts tagged tumblr.
CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE 502 PEOPLE THAT ARE OVERLY EXCITED ABOUT THE MOON?
Everyone says that Chandler is the best representation of Tumblr… I’m sorry, but aren’t we forgetting someone?
(gifs and pictures not mine)
To those people who add a video link under their gifs.
i love the tags people use
U ever think about the ocean???? imagine how cold it is down there. do u need a blanket lil fish???lil fishes??? u wanna smoke some weed???
This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).
or you know this could be photoshopped
you tell me
this is alexandrias melon (wow)
it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)
it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds
it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.
its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true
This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.
The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.
It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.
This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.
The taste of this melon will always surprise you.
These peppermeloni dreams go on when I close my eyes.
Why do girls still list ‘Lord Of The Rings’ next to things they are interested in? Do they not realise guys haven’t seen that as ‘edgy’ or ‘attractive’ since about 2006?
The fact you enjoy one of the most successful book/films of all time does not make you stand out, alright?
Now, If you’d write how much you love the work of David Gemmell or Brandon Sanderson, then.. yeah, I’d hit it.
the female stifles a scream and steadies her breathing as her eyes rapidly scan the textpost for the sixth time. her hands tremble as she quickly rips down her gandalf posters and throws her lord of the rings triology into the fire. she sits back down. ‘guy not attract to girl ???who enjoy lord of the riINGs??? .… closE One’ she whispers to herself as she wipes her forehead. she successfully remains attractive to the opposite sex yet another day
I don’t want to take away from the perfection of the response above, but I would really love a chance to ask the OP if it has honestly never occurred to him that women might be listing things as among their interests because they themselves are interested in it, not because they’re trying to crack the secret code of how to get into your pants.